What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:44
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
True - how I loved my mum!
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Do you know what she said mum?
What is one thing you've learned from life?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
What do you mean son?